Monday Funnies

Hello Monday!

I must confess, I’m a reluctant, would-rather-stay-in-bed, week starter. I deplore Mondays. I groan, I ache, I slap myself awake while the song “Rainy Days and Mondays” by The Carpenters play incessantly in the back of my brain. (The Carpenters? I’m so dating myself here. I’m not that old folks–my mom was just a big fan. *grin*) And yeah, while it’s not actually raining outside right now, there is snow on the ground.

It’s April, for crying out loud.

*taking deep breaths…

Alright, so I say to myself: Monday Funnies. Why not start the week with a laugh, a smile, a toothy grin? Anything to get me out of the funk and start moving.

So here it is. Enjoy.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”


A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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