The overwhelming facts were against me.
Everywhere I looked, the little blue birdie flashed its cerulean feathers to taunt me.
Tweet, tweet, tweet! it said.
No, no, no, I replied. Too busy. I have a WIP to finish, kids to raise, a house to clean, dinner to cook, books to read, and a blog to keep.
Tweet, tweet, tweet. Accompanied with a glint of its eye. Mocking and enticing me at the same time.
I threw up my hands in frustration. Alright, I give up. I’ll come take a look.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I did not just take a look. I took a dive. I am now on Twitter and yes, you can follow me. Imagine that.
If you’re already on Twitter, come and say hello. I’m still learning to fly.