I found the (
worst most brilliant funniest) analogies written in a high school essay while surfing the net last week. I’m posting a few of my personal favorites. To see the rest, check out When Bad Writing Becomes Funny compiled by Macarray.
“She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.”
–Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station
“McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.”
–Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring
“Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.”
–Chuck Smith, Woodbridge
Have a great day, everyone!